Original poetry and short stories by Ethan David Simpson, with a little spice of insanity thrown in.
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Good night, and good luck!
Goodbye my friends!
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
I was happy, then your sister threw a sea fish at my TV.
Monday, October 17, 2011
The cat scurried into the forest, and the monkey jumped on a cow.
Anyways, I do believe that the stress of this play is wreaking havoc on my immune system. I hate sore throats. Since you've heard me talk about pancakes (and I'm pretty sure your hungry) and my immune system, here is a poem.
Thin lips tremble,
Quivering.
A small, sweet sound escapes.
The South is really nice
This time of year.
“Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.”― J.R.R. Tolkien
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Currently hijacking an elephant! Will update.
Smiling softly,
You continue on your way,
Your bruised heart hidden.
"Badness is only spoiled goodness." - C. S. Lewis
Friday, October 14, 2011
Zero percent of men have walked on mars! We must amend this!
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
If Mumford & Sons is Popular music, I recommend calling them Ular rather than Pop.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Organic love can be found only at Fresh Market.
Here is, as I promised to Heather, my Italian Sonnet that I wrote for Creative Writing.
Why couldn’t you have stayed closer to me?
I saw it tear you down, like its dinner,
Feasting on your pure flesh like a sinner.
What I wouldn’t give to have you be free,
Of this life and death and insanity.
You were so proud you were getting thinner;
If you had only worn your new pinner,
You would not be this monster; a zombie!
I understand now what I have to do,
Though it requires me to steel my heart;
Please know that I do this out of true love,
And not because I no longer love you,
But this pistol in my hand says we part
Until I see my angel up above.
"Poetry is to prose as dancing is to walking." - John Wain
p.s. A pinner is a ladies' hat that keeps her hair contained, so she won't be dragged down by zombies. Invest ladies!
p.p.s. Please give me an idea as to what I should title this poem, as well as any others you read without a title. And if you read a title you feel doesn't fit, or you have a better one, be unafraid to offer it up.
Sunday, September 25, 2011
I feel like green daffodils in space! Obviously it is Tuesday.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
I'm an awkward cow. MILK ME!
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Obey your master! Bring him a jelly doughnut.
Monday, September 19, 2011
I AM A ROBOT ALIEN! TAKE ME TO YOUR MECHANIC!
This is a stickup! Give me all your comments!
Friday, September 9, 2011
Kill the Wabbit!
Thursday, September 8, 2011
If we make a baby, I wanna name it The Doctor!
Wednesday, September 7, 2011
Shopping
In brightest day, in blackest night, No cookies shall escape my sight!
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
I have Wayne Rooney on my Fantasy team!
All's fair in love, war, and competitive eating!
Sunday, September 4, 2011
Dream a little dream of me, because I'm pretty sure that's all you could handle.
Great sun and space,
But still there is much that is fair. And though in all lands, love is now
mingled with grief, it still grows, perhaps, the greater."' - J.R.R. Tolkien
Friday, September 2, 2011
Grant me Serenity, Dear Lord. And Firefly, if they have it.
Thursday, September 1, 2011
I'm in Human Biology. Our bodies are fascinating! Want to play doctor?
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Smile at the camera, and stop punching your brother in the ribs!
Monday, August 29, 2011
College Dreams
Emo Ethan waves hello from the corner.
Saturday, August 27, 2011
I'm sorry that this took so long, So I wrote this tiny song!
Growing up third of seven
nothing to lose
Everything to prove.
Because gingers don’t have souls.
Growing up starving
for a look,
for a touch,
For some food.
Was every kid as selfish as I?
I’d even try to
Releases the rage
I've kept pent in a cage.
I know you don’t care.
I've got a handle on my feelings,
And I won’t be left reeling again.
I am impenetrable,
Because gingers do not have souls
I hope you liked it.
*There is a possibility that others will have accessed this site prior to your arrival here. Please do not feel bad and rant about your hurt feelings in the comments. Do, however, comment in the comments, seeing as that is what they are meant to do.
"Job plunges into a series of demands on and accusations of God which may be and indeed are epigrams of high intelligence, but are not noticeably patient." - Charles Williams
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Here's a poem, now go away. Shoo!
I think you guys deserve a poem. Why? Because I haven't written a short story yet! Yay, procrastination! I haven't come up with the best name for this poem, so if you think of a better one, comment it!
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Two posts in a single day? Egads, this kid might just be serious about blogging.......Nah!
It is. I'll be stronger with eyes unshut.
Monday, April 18, 2011
In which Ethan realizes the Arrowhead actually had two barbs.
I was the thirty-third astronaut in space, but I never went to the moon.
I taught Davey Crockett how to shoot, along with Daniel Boone.
I am the Emperor of Hawaii, where I have an army of dodo birds.
I am King of the Savannah, and Lord of the dungbeetle herds.
I can breathe underwater, but I've never learned to swim.
I taught Shakespeare how to act, and invented the word dim.
I was there with Alexander leading forces into battle.
I'm godfather to the Queen, and I made her baby rattle.
I built Rome in a day, created the month of May,
I swam the English Channel, and I invented flannel.
I am beyond what words can convey,
Cause I killed Ghengis Khan, Hitler, and Timothy McVey.
I am my own evil twin, so I kicked me in the shin.
I created Algebra (sorry guys), and threw the apple at Newton.
I started a league of Superheroes, and yes, I am recruiting.
I can brew a keg of beer in under thirty seconds.
I myself visited Johto, and I caught an Ekans.
I have a robot to clean my room, but he doesn't know how to work a broom.
My nails grow at twenty feet per second, as does my beard.
I've eaten ten aliens, and you're beginning to see I'm weird.
I have Majora's mask, and I saw Ceaser's ghost.
I killed Babe, and made of him a roast.
All the above is true. I never tell lies.
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Where Ethan is struck unexpectedly by an Arrowhead, and marvels!
Friday, March 25, 2011
When Ethan discovers that he might be bi-polar! Hoorah!
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Hello, and welcome to the insanity that is my head. I hope that you'll have a nice trip, and do try to avoid the singing chimpanzee. He gets moody.
This being my inaugural post, I do believe it is proper that I introduce myself to the three friends who venture from facebook to this dreary little blog out of boredom or manipulation. My name is Ethan David Simpson, I am 20 years old and I go to Mississippi College. If, by some miracle, you are someone I don't know in real life who has somehow found themselves here; hello and welcome. To those with whom I am already acquainted; What's up? (Just shout real loud wherever you are, I'm sure I'll hear it.)
I want to do at least a post a week, if not more. What these will consist of will basically be determined by what mood I'm in, though I am planning some book reviews, movie reviews, some of my own poetry (because I'm narcissistic like that), and whatever randomly pops into my head. I also want to end with a quote from one of the Inklings that I think applies to whatever it is I'm writing. If anyone actually reads this, I will give you a hug!
Goodbye for now!